Miami - For those of you who have been to Dallas and thought the people were pretentious, you need to check out Miami. It makes Dallas look like a Pinto. Maybe it is just the places we went, but a lot of things were very expensive (For example. We went to a very swanky bar, and I wanted to get two bud lights. I figure that would be 10 bucks... so i go on and order four. 32 bucks. aka, 8 dollars for a bud light. Not normal... and i digress). Anyway, I know for sure that Miami is not a place I would choose to live. Visiting is ok, living, not so much.
So why was I in Miami/Ft Lauder dale? My roommate had a little birthday party and invited myself and his other good friends. The following is my interpretation of what happened while I was in Miami... backwards.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
I was molested my a mannequin at a store that sold jeans for $250... I just don't understand how their denim is any different from the GAPs denim. Please explain.
We begin the shopping trip on South Beach by posing withs a sign about bawls. I believe they misspelled bounce.
Saturday, August 11, 2007The night ended at pretty cool restaurant called... well i don't remember what it was called. Needless to say I had nothing to drink (you will learn later why). I had the Salomon.
Walking to the restaurant, Phil thought it would be funny to take a picture from up high.... very nice.
Saturday afternoon was spent at the beach. I showed off my latest party trick... hula hooping. I challenge anyone, and i will crush you like an ant.
As you can see below, I drank way too much on Friday night.
Friday, August 10, 2007I sang like a rock star (scary) and partied like one too. Very drunk at this point. We continued to party until 4 am after the limo ride. Holla.
I got very confused at one point in the night and thought I was a model. Here is my new pose, it's called "Black Titanium"
This one is called "Look at my butt, my butt, my butt, my butt"
This is the most artistic one, most commonly known as "I piss in the Atlantic Ocean, Beat it"
You can make up a name for this one if you want.
Surprise... i like the open mouth smile
Do not attempt to flip your computer around, this picture was taken upside down. For some reason i thought it was the coolest thing at the time.
Dinner at the hella nice restaurant. Food was good. Service nice. Company... great.
Posing at the restaurant. Pretty sober at this point.
Prior to getting to the restaurant, we had to fix our hair and have a few beers so we could try very hard to fit in with the miamians..
Chillin in the back of the limo on the way to the restaurant.
This is how we do it.
We get into the limo and proceed to South Beach. NO alcohol has been consumed for me at this point.
Waiting for girls to get ready and chunking the deuce.
Overall, the trip was great. the end.
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