Drinks that I don’t get

The following are a list of drinks that do not make sense and should be banned by the government for not only tasting terrible, but wasting valuable shelf space at the grocery store:

1. Mr. Pibb – Just because Coke feels that it needs to compete with Dr Pepper, (Which was created in the greatest nation in the world, Texas) doesn’t mean they can make a copy and then make it taste like crap. For some reason Coke continues to make this horrific drink in a can and they even wasted time recently by changing the name to Pibb Xtra… seriously, what are they doing?

2. Fanta/Fresca/Fruit Sodas – All of these are just absolutely obsurd. Soda is not supposed to have a fruit flavor and that is final.

3. Gatorade – How many different flavors can they make now…

Frost High Tide (last I checked there is no frost at high tide)

Fierce Grape (if anything grapes are the weakest of fruits and are no where near fierce)

Xtreme Citrico (just think about it, it doesn’t sound right)

Passion Fruit (what about fruit is passionate)

Honestly, how did they come up with these names, did they just pick random words out of the dictionary and put them next to each other.

I’m sure there are plenty other drinks out there that strive to be the best on the market, but they never will be. So what is the ultimate drink you may be asking yourself… well it’s a combination of hops, barley, yeast, and water... in most countries known as BEER.