She’s SINGLE Again!!

All my love letters must have reached her and I really feel like I have a lot to do with the divorce of Britney Spears and that loser K Fed. I’ve been writing letters daily for the past 3 years, and every once in a while I get some kind of restraining order deal from LAPD (K-Fed has been reading the letters and is jealous).

But anyways, I’m already planning my trip to LA to meet with her, maybe I’ll propose to her in a similar way that Borat proposed to Pamela Anderson…jk, I’m not that mean. But I do think it is our destiny… with her being from Louisiana and me being from Texas, we were practically neighbors growing up.

And since Britney is a huge fan of my blog, she is probably reading this now, I love you honey bunny and I’ll see you and the two boys (Technically, they are most likely mine) soon.