"That was the best pee in my life"
After I heard this, I reminisced back to all the times when I felt like I might have just had the best piss in my life (girls say pee, guys say piss, it's just more manly or something like that). What can constitute and contribute to the feeling of the best piss in your life? I would like to think that for one thing, you have to be holding it for an extreme amount of time and something has to be preventing you from going (a long line, no bathrooms in site, etc). Another thing that would make a pee great were if you were freezing cold passed out drunk, and just went in your pants. I would like to think that the warm pee would increase the body temperature making you happy inside. However, once it cooled down, you would be much colder than you were before since you would be wet.
So in conclusion (this is how i used to wrap up my 3rd grade papers... love it), the best pee that i have ever had in my life had to be the time i had a few margaritas, but forgot to go to the bathroom before i left the restaurant. On my way home, traffic was worse than a two dollar hooker trying to make 3 dollars on a trick, but luckily i had an empty cup in my car. Yeah, you can put two and two together to figure out what i did. It was dirty, but i felt a million times better after that.
1 comment:
How can warm pee, which comes from inside of your body, possibly raise your body temperature once it's exited your body and entered your pants. I'm pretty sure that it was doing just as much good keeping your warm inside your body than it will do in your pants.
-R
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