So I used the restroom (probably for the 5th time at work today, I've been drinking a lot of water if you can't tell) and there is a guy walking in right before me. He is using the urinal next to me... doing his thing, zips up, walks away. I don't hear any hand washing just a door swinging closed in the wind.
Normally, i just add these people to my dirty laundry list and try not to think much of it, but this guy was carrying items that should be sanitary. And by items, I mean a baby carrier dealio ( i don't know the real term because i don't know a damn thing about babies). After leaving the bathroom, he picks up the baby from his wife and put it in the carriage. He may as well have dropped his pants, taken a slash (Australian for piss) all over the baby, and then rubbed his marbles all over the baby. Hopefully he didn't give the baby scabies or anything nasty like that.I really hope he ate crawfish prior to using the restroom, because everyone knows that when at a crawfish boil, wash before and after or else you'll get some scary disease.
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