Set your world on fire! I’m having a blast in Kalifornia with my hot esian friend and the girlfriend of his friend. We’ve been checking out her thong when she bends over, but we try to hide it. Today it was pink.
So pink thong girl and I went to go play poker at Harrahs and my hot Esian buddy went to go play Blackjack cause his parents never let him learn how to play poker. When I last saw him, he was making out with a 70 year old white woman with her husband standing behind her. He disapproved. Esian boy accused me of stealing his cigarette on his ear that he felt gave him magical powers.
Apparently the white woman was helping him gamble, although I think his wad complications had something to do with it.
Pink thong girl won $300 and said lets shake our asses. I said ok. We got the Esian guy and went to a club called Blu. Guys had to pay 10 bucks to get in, but it was dollar drinks for you call its. We got pink thong girl even more drunk and tried to get her to dance on the pole. Instead, she got her freak on with Philippinos wearing silver and gold medallions like Flava Flave. We were disappointed.
We also then had to take a body guard role when the stalkers came. Some stalker kept trying to dance with pink thong girl so we started molesting her to prove we weren’t gay. He didn’t go away, so Esian boy said we should go sit down. The f-er followed us to the couches which we thought was super psycho. I think pink thong girl secretly liked him cause she thought some nasty ass bartenders were cute. The guy was like 45, whatever.
So after getting back to the hotel Esian boy stripped down to his whitey boxer briefs and jumped into bed. Pink thong girl and I ended up watching JT and Fergie videos. She kinda looks like Fergie. Pink thong girl always thought I was gay, so this probably didn’t help.
I mentioned that there was this crazy ass Mary Poppins video remake that was cut to make it seem like it was a scary ass movie. We watched that and watched the Sanjaya on fire video too. Now I can’t get that damn song stuck out of my head. Fucking Sanjaya.
2 comments:
who are you?
filipinos are cool like that.
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