My Girl Is Back

I'm not sure if everyone knows or not... if not then you need to stop eating fried Donkey dong and start watching the news... but my girlfriend is back on stage and back to rolling in the dough. I ain't talking about play-doh... i'm talking about the rain dough. She is definitely making it rain, and I'm definitely swimming in her rain.

Now that she is back to performing I'll probably be quiting my job soon and joining her on tour. She needs someone like me to keep her spirits up and spike her cokes with rum so she can get wild. I'm really good at doing her make up and making her look like the 25 year old hot whore that she is.

Anyfart, I'll be videotaping a lot of the tour and posting on YouTube for the world to watch. Hopefully it will be picked up by MTV (not the stupid WB like K-Fed did... wtf was he thinking ... umm.. yeah... he's a retard). So wait for it... because it's coming faster than a three dollar hooker can dust a snake.

Note: This picture of her is definitely my favorite. In her head she is thinking... WTF... how did i become famous with such a great song called Hit Me Baby One More Time... the world must be sipping too much syrup.